via sodamnrelatable
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Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.
- Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
- Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
- Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
- Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
- Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
- Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
- Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
- Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
- Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
- Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
- Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
- Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
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Saved by: TONY (finally being lifted by the iron suit yeesss)
Best Friend: THOR (omg yes please I need a guy friend like him!)
Lover: THOR (woha okay. my fuckbuddy :D)
Cockblocked by: LOKI (that was…pretty much obvious.)
Enemy: STEVE (chillax cap, just because Tony saved me doesn’t mean-…)
Killed by: STEVE (-…/dead)
Saved by - The Hulk (yay my precious Green fella)
Best Friend - Steve (awww how cute)
Lover - Clint (woah, me likey)
Cockblocked by - Thor (really Thor? Wow)
Enemy - Loki (typical - you are evil)
Killed by - Thor (woah there Thor, really protecting your brother that much eh?)
Saved by - Natasha (aye bby)
Best Friend - Loki (Mischief makers unite!)
Lover - Tony Stark (HELLS YEAH)
Cockblocked by - Loki (TYPICAL.)
Enemy - Thor (Big baby let me get you some mead and drop you off at the renaissance faire and leave me alone I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE HANDSOME OK ASDFGHJKL)
Killed By - Loki (Dude really we were best friends I mean I know you’re coo-coo for cocoa puffs but seriously?)Saved By - Hawkeye (♥3♥)
Best Friend - Black Widow (uuuuh, grrrrr~♥ ;D …)
Lover - Iron Man (YESS!!!!! SCORE! ……. :) ♥)
Cockblocked By - Thor (wwhhyyy D:)
Enemy - Loki (WHAT!? No DD:::: )
Killed By - Black Widow (bbbuuut…. she’s my best friend ;—-; ….What a bitch!!)
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Species - Hunter
Best Friend - Gabriel
First Kiss - Lucifer
Love Interest - Castiel
Lover - Dean Winchester
Partner - Lucifer
Hardly Familiar - Bobby Singer
Enemy - Lucifer
Killed by - LuciferSpecies - Vampire
Best Friend - Ruby
First Kiss - Crowley
Love Interest - Dean Winchester
Lover - Sam Winchester
Partner - Meg Masters
Hardly Familiar - Gabriel
Enemy - Sam Winchester
Killed By - Bobby Singer
——- So My enemy & lover are same….?? Great u.u; XD
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what if jared padalecki and chris hemsworth were in a movie about really tall and muscled people with great hair
And they would have to fight against their brothers…. Well on-screen brothers. It would be awesome.
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Jensen looking at Jared. OMFG
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J2 - The epic bromance which makes me feel so many feelings
